I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son"
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LMAO !!! First visit here and I spit on my monitor !!! Great stuff !!
ReplyDeleteJust used it yesterday on my old girlfriend who was asking how my father was ..she loved it !! LOL
ReplyDeleteThat was fantastic! I only hope I come across an occasion to use it.
ReplyDeleteLaughed till I cried. And I did need a laugh, been crying without laughing lately.
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